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[versianvirtue]

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[terrantrash]

_{[Er...he didn't mean that to come across flirty...]}

I mean! You deserve heavenly! You know...because it's the highest...and you're a princess.

_{[Wow he sounds dumb.]}

[versianvirtue]

Oh, Slaine! You don't have to explain your compliment! Though I do appreciate your effort in doing so. I look forward to this heavenly cake.

[terrantrash]

_{[But he feels he does...why is he so embarrassing...why can't he just play it cool?]}

I'll make sure it's up to your standards.

And for dinner? Anything specific you'd like?

[versianvirtue]

[Slaine and 'play it cool' is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. He can try all he likes, but in the end he's just going to get frusTRATED AND LOSE HIS COOL OVER A DUMB HOLE PEW PEW PEW!!!

so don't fuck up dinner.]

We are still on a budget, so nothing too extravagant. Hmm. Let's see...

How about a pasta dish? Fettuccine Alfredo might hit the spot...

[terrantrash]

_{[HE'S TRYING HIS BEST DON'T GO ALL GORDON RAMSAY ON HIS ASS...]}

That sounds like a good choice. It's simple enough to make too.

Would you like something to drink with it?

_{[Y'know, wine.]}

[versianvirtue]

Tea, please!

[C'mon, Slaine... She's turning 17! But who knows what the legal drinking age is on Vers? Probably none, which is why it went to hell so fast. Canon fact.]

[terrantrash]

Just tea?

_{[Look you gotta live a little Princess.]}

[versianvirtue]

Well, we could have juice, too. What would you like to drink, Slaine?

[terrantrash]

Well I thought your birthday would be a good occasion to have a glass of wine.

_{[Look he's European it's fine.]}

[versianvirtue]

[DON'T GET HER DRUNK, SLAINE... SIDE-EYES WITH THE INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND CRABS]

We could do that. I hear it's good paired with pasta, but I think you're supposed to pair certain wines with certain pastas...

[terrantrash]

_{[HE WON'T...HE DOESN'T MEAN TO ANYWAY...]}

I think a white wine is supposed to be paired with Alfredo, if I remember correctly.

[versianvirtue]

Then let's do that!

Oh, I'm so excited! I wonder if we should invite anyone over for dinner...?

[terrantrash]

Is there anyone you would like to invite?

_{[CANT HE HAVE YOU ALL TO HIMSELF...]}

[versianvirtue]

Now that I think about it, a lot of our friends and acquaintances have gone back into their pods, haven't they?

[What a sad thought...]

[terrantrash]

They have. We can still just enjoy one another's company, however.

[versianvirtue]

That's not so bad, either. I enjoy spending my time with you.

[terrantrash]

As do I. I can't think of time better spent than with you.